Announcing Craftbites #11: A Shadow Walks into a Bard

William Shakespeare. What else can we say about him, he's motherfucking William Shakespeare.

Instead, I will talk about a subject I care very deeply about: Snail Illiteracy.

Did you know that tens of thousands of snails in America cannot recite the alphabet, and cannot tell the difference between a past participle and a parsed papillary necrosis? A crime of omission people! We all must do our part to combat this scourge! Why, there are probably at least four or five illiterate snails in your backyard RIGHT NOW, doing what illiterate snails always do SMOKING LUCKYS AND DANCING THE JITTERBUG. I urge you, people. Go find those snails! Put a pair of wet boots in the garden overnight, and bring your captured snails to the library, post haste. Show them the glory of War and Peace...the intrigue of the Maltese Falcon...And the hateful misery of Ethan Fromme! This isn't a "when I have time" thing people YOU MUST BEGIN NOW.

But.... before you do.....

Please consider stopping by our house this Sunday night, for CRAFTBITES # 11-A Shadow Walks into a Bard -A Birthday Party for Shakespeare! Don't worry, you won't have to take off your pants, or share your feelings this time. Just bring a tasty side dish or appetizer, your best set of adjectives and a snail, and we'll be in the fun zone.

When? Sunday, April 26th @ 6:00 PM
Where? Lawton Estates

Hop on the etiquette train and RSVP BY APRIL 25TH!

Love
Your craftbites hosts
Arlene, Rachel, and Sam WilliamShakespeare.