Tuesday, December 30, 2008

LEAD US.

You! Over there! Yeah, you with the shoes on and the eyes on your face. You're looking sharp today. Realllllllll sharp. Like a nail gun in a bag of marshmallows. I bet you've got lots of ideas in that sharp little brain of yours. I bet you've got dreams, and hopes for the future that may involve things like yarn, sculpey, construction paper and hot glue guns.

If so, why not step up and volunteer to lead one of our Craftbites nights? It's a great place get creative, and work out all your aggressions from the week. Maybe you want to lead a craft involving making a voodoo doll of your asshole boss. Or maybe you have skills in macrame or butter carving you'd like to impart to a group of people so stuffed full of food they'll pretty much do whatever as long as someone rolls them to the bathroom every few hours.

Benefits to leading a crafbites include:

1: personal satisfaction and glory.

2: you will get lucky

3: one FREE item from our Craftbites store!

4: one FREE gypsy fortune reading from the Magical Gypsy Een.

5: a glow that is unbeatable in glowing contests worldwide.

6: It's FUN!

Please let us know if you'd like to lead our craftbites some sunday evening. Shoot an email to Rachel or Arlene and we'll discuss details.

Hope to see you at the next craftbites on January 11th: HIGH NOON DRAW DOWN

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